No one is safe from this man's tongue - Steve Allen takes to the airwaves on LBC every weekday morning from 4am until 7am and on weekends from 5am until 7am. Hear all of Steve's show with the news, travel and breaks taken out.
We gave away a very special prize this morning
The next reggae joke earns a ban
I was disappointed in the raspberry ripple
Don't dare go out today
Ouch! That's sharp!
You're earning WHAT?
Do not pass go, do not collect £200
Trips abroad? Staycations? Nah, maybe not...
Matt Stadlen's had his car towed.
Shall I just climb into the fridge today?