No one is safe from this man's tongue - Steve Allen takes to the airwaves on LBC every weekday morning from 4am until 7am and on weekends from 5am until 7am. Hear all of Steve's show with the news, travel and breaks taken out.
Ouch! That's sharp!
You're earning WHAT?
Do not pass go, do not collect £200
Trips abroad? Staycations? Nah, maybe not...
Matt Stadlen's had his car towed.
Shall I just climb into the fridge today?
Anyone for an ice cream?
The big question of the day: does the Waterloo station Burger King have a window?
Whoever is controlling the thermostat, turn it down now please
You'll have to rip the hosepipe out of my cold, dead hands