No one is safe from this man's tongue - Steve Allen takes to the airwaves on LBC every weekday morning from 4am until 7am and on weekends from 5am until 7am. Hear all of Steve's show with the news, travel and breaks taken out.
Do I LOOK like I go to discount shops?
When I was a Boy Scout, I learnt to... erm...
He had a little tiny one. And mine was big. Made a lovely noise when you started it up.
I'll need the weekend just to recover from THAT question
I care even less about tonight's match than I do about the tacky old WAGs
A pint of blood? That's very nearly an arm!
Jamie Oliver can't dance
Another one here....
Aberdonians are mean
£1.5million, you say?