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I've just invented pizza - the chocolate pizza.
Talking of sex, Prince William is very upset so many people are having it...
Everything that is bad and sad can be attributed to human error.
We used to have conversations. Now we have selfies and swiping.
Guns, tasers ...there are plenty of things we could be sticking up our policemens back belts!
The orange man in the White House is at it again!
Stupidity used to be an impediment to reproducing. Now its an encouragement!
36% of people want 'I Don't Know' to be our next prime minister
Can you get flu from your flu jab?
Tackle guns? Donny wants an excuse to strut around on a stage and play John Wayne!