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Why is Carnival 'Carnival'? What happened to the 'the'?!
They come over here and they squawk and they infest our trees ...I don't want to sound like a fascist but something needs to be done about parrots
We're all about to die because we might accidentally set off a massive super volcano
Violence is bad, war is stupid
The only thing we learn from history is that no one learns anything from history
North Korea? This is way more serious than how popular you are Donnie. This is grown up stuff.
My husband worked at a borstal. Your husband worked at a brothel?!
Why do we tip the hairdresser but not the surgeon? British people are notorious for being cheap!
Don't forget the North Koreans have nukes!
How do you like your dirty chicken?