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He couldnt be more establishment if he lived in a Masonic lodge
No Star wars spoilers!
Bank sofas are where nylon goes to die
I have agreed on talks to start talking
The EU are fascists because they want to ban doner kebabs
I wouldnt care if it was just Harry and Meghan but its Harry and Meghan with our money.
I've never been to Australia, but if I did, I'd never go to the toilet.
Were addicted to anger in this country. Try it!
Seriously, what's the difference between a coach and a bus?
Elephants are the smartest animals on earth. Maybe we should get them to be president of the USA.