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We're all about to die because we might accidentally set off a massive super volcano
Violence is bad, war is stupid
The only thing we learn from history is that no one learns anything from history
North Korea? This is way more serious than how popular you are Donnie. This is grown up stuff.
My husband worked at a borstal. Your husband worked at a brothel?!
Why do we tip the hairdresser but not the surgeon? British people are notorious for being cheap!
Don't forget the North Koreans have nukes!
How do you like your dirty chicken?
The UK may keep freedom of movement for up to four years after Brexit
Everybody complaining about the BBC gender pay gap seems to have missed the point.