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Bank sofas are where nylon goes to die
I have agreed on talks to start talking
The EU are fascists because they want to ban doner kebabs
I wouldnt care if it was just Harry and Meghan but its Harry and Meghan with our money.
I've never been to Australia, but if I did, I'd never go to the toilet.
Were addicted to anger in this country. Try it!
Seriously, what's the difference between a coach and a bus?
Elephants are the smartest animals on earth. Maybe we should get them to be president of the USA.
Wow, were number one in Europe at something!
I've been told the airgun method is illegal.